It seems that people really do Google the darndest things.
One of the quirks of Google Analytics is I can see what people Google to get to this here travel blog – and often it’s hilarious.
Sure, most of the time it’s things like “Thailand backpacker budget”, “things to do in San Francisco” or “great places to visit in Europe” but every now and again it’s something ridiculous.
Why are people Googling these nonsensical and outrageous things in the first place? And does my travel blog sate their quest for information?
Since launching Man vs World at the end of January 2012 I’ve maintained a low bounce rate of 0.31% so I suppose people do find something of interest, even if it isn’t exactly what they were looking for.
And now, a collection of the scary, astonishing and funny Google search terms people use to find my site.
Wrong website!
www beerlao.com
www.man underwear factory in Istanbul
w.w.w.man part.com
Odd match-ups
bat man vs ben
man vs croc on a boat
tiger vs croc
Men doing strange things
men wrerstling to see who is better
man wrestles crocodile on side of road
man in the middle of the ocean
man inside crocodile
a man that turn in to a crocodile
Seek help immediately!
someone getting stabbed in the face
singapore 15 eat drugs
screaming
scary screaming faces
why so dark this life
ruined childhood
is it possible to get stabbed in the face and not feel it
i was stabbed in the face, could i get money
how does it feel to get stabbed in the face
Kinky…
women stripped naked
wide jaws men
single women milan Italy
se asia wet t shirt
bali men island xxx
Just plain odd
what to buy as a souvenir at the beach for a guy
travel magnet
this souvenir is
tell me about the men s 50km race walk in the mall on saturday 11th august
stinky feet bus ride
simon yaey xxnxx
me @ Tenerife
angry tiger on tree
Really? You ended up here?
for a bowl
budha
child’s drawing of playing cricket
cat up a tree
blue ocean
beach shoe
beach home
beach
hot wind
photo of man in sea swimming
What does this say about me and my site?
Drinking beer
Are travel blogs worth it
the most fasionable person in the life
I can’t help being a snob
My apologies if you’ve just stumbled upon this blog post with any of the above search terms; we’re laughing with you, not at you. Wait, reverse that…
Ha we have had the same great laughs… Recently we had someone google “How to have an affair on your wife” and find our blog.
I am guessing if you have to google that you are probably going to get caught!
Talk about your funny search terms! Haha, that’s hilarious! Maybe not so funny for the wife though… poor lady.
Ha ha I love this, “man inside crocodile” and “www.man underwear factory in Istanbul” are my favourite!
Thanks Becky! It makes me wonder about the people who Google these things and how disappointed they must bee to find my site instead..